4 words: hood of his car
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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