So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel great
I just peed on a car
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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