He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
