Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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