Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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