well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
accomplished twins. life is a go
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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