Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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