Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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