I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
