Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My ass is underappreciated
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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