if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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