We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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