how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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