Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it glows. i had to have it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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