Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Two words: blizzard sex
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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