: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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