Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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