My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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