Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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