oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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