At least make sure they are 18
Why
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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