Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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