It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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