I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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