His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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