we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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