I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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