she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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