There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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