Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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