Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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