There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Let's get the cat blown out
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
