I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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