Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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