So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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