my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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