Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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