he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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