Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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