you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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