Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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