Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just invented taco cereal.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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