quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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