O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
