okay pat passed out under dana's car
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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