My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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