I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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