dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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