Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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