I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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