I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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