Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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